They bade me lift and turn the pan, and grimaced as they looked.
It’s odd: three months prior, they spotted the culprit from a cudgel, yet this stumped them perhaps it is not so easy to distinguish human impressions amidst the pan’s long history of cooking animals - and is not man himself an animal? (I speak biologically, of course, not of philosophy). Myself, I could see only that, from the stain of blood, it was in fact the murder weapon - or used shortly thereafter to deceive us. Not terribly useful, though Levitas offered praise for this observation. Every mote of information is better than its lack, I suppose. Oh, but fortune soon turned for us, as they spotted an oak in the yard. Oaks, they’ve said, are watchful and reliable, and I have seen them investigate such trees before, with ever-fruitful results.
Levitas is unerringly polite with them, a habit I’m certain the police would love for them to adopt when interacting with their boys in blue, and no more than two minutes had passed when something caught Lev’s eye: a single footprint, where our suspect-to-be freshly tripped over a root, and a patch of clothing! I was excited for such a lead, near champing at the bit for a chase. Luckily for the truth, however, Levitas retained their own self-control. We may be after a culprit, or a witness, and we must not confuse the two.” “The oak’s memory is absolute,” they said, “but her vision limited, and imperfect. Well! It is a good thing, then, that they will be conducting the interrogation. I say this not out of- ok, not purely out of jealousy, but, were I to believe in the supernatural, I would suspect them capable of mind-control! I jest, of course, but their calm, cordial manner, plus that imposing air about them always does the job. I can only dream of one day carrying my words such that, as Levitas does, merely speaking the person’s name would set the innocent at ease and the guilty quaking in their text writing fair folk writers on tumblr should've used this blog if I'd thought of it lol #GAY FURRY PORN COMICS MLP PLUS#
Honestly, I think it really is just observation and practice.